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EmilioDumphque - Feb 4, 2018 9:10pm, #270264


I've a folder on my desktop with 742 unusual images for potential Motifakes, just waiting for the right caption. You'll probably never see them now.



EmilioDumphque - Feb 3, 2018 6:00pm, #270260


King Cobra, longest of all cobras. You wouldn't want to try stealing her eggs.



EmilioDumphque - Jan 12, 2018 2:15am, #270225


There is no correlation between Christianity's rise and the end of Rome's empire. In fact, the Romans engineered them to continue together for 800 more years.



EmilioDumphque - Jan 12, 2018 2:12am, #270224


Me ugly, ugly bag of mostly water.



EmilioDumphque - Jan 5, 2018 1:11am, #270217


That sounds a little ominous.



EmilioDumphque - Jan 5, 2018 12:12am, #270216


It worked better than Poe's plan



EmilioDumphque - Jan 2, 2018 9:18pm, #270212


Looks like! It's actually a computer simulation of colliding black holes and their gravity waves. Welcome back!!



EmilioDumphque - Dec 29, 2017 4:04am, #270174


It's a arial Portuguese Man-o-War!



EmilioDumphque - Dec 26, 2017 2:00am, #270158


...and Season's Greetings to all of us.



EmilioDumphque - Dec 23, 2017 2:31pm, #270146


Where can I join?



EmilioDumphque - Dec 22, 2017 2:56am, #270132


"I think it pisses God off when you walk by the colour purple in a field and don't notice it." -Shug Avery: The Color Purple



EmilioDumphque - Dec 20, 2017 2:38am, #270125


Shouldn't this be on Politifake rather than here?



EmilioDumphque - Nov 26, 2017 1:20am, #270055


Do?



EmilioDumphque - Nov 25, 2017 1:09am, #270053


"What if" may lead to discovery, if it can't be disproved.



EmilioDumphque - Nov 24, 2017 12:03pm, #270050


Odd. My testosterone makes me crazy about women.



EmilioDumphque - Nov 24, 2017 11:59am, #270047


Hilarious!



EmilioDumphque - Nov 23, 2017 3:07am, #270036


I've often noticed a misogynistic undercurrent to some Motifakers.



EmilioDumphque - Nov 19, 2017 5:57pm, #270023


...but not successful with women.



EmilioDumphque - Nov 19, 2017 5:56pm, #270022


AND...party on!



EmilioDumphque - Nov 14, 2017 1:10am, #270001


I outgrew pop music in the early 70s



EmilioDumphque - Nov 13, 2017 3:06am, #269994


Who or what are smashing pumpkins?



EmilioDumphque - Nov 12, 2017 12:36am, #269986


Got a persecution complex?



EmilioDumphque - Nov 12, 2017 12:34am, #269985


...and I'll bet you don't think you're a misogynist.



EmilioDumphque - Nov 12, 2017 12:31am, #269984


Dream on.



EmilioDumphque - Nov 7, 2017 2:00am, #269964


A hero is someone who gets other people killed.



EmilioDumphque - Sep 27, 2017 1:50am, #269926


You think none of them were black???



EmilioDumphque - Sep 17, 2017 1:39am, #269917


It's where you go when you're looking for the last Lapp!



EmilioDumphque - Sep 11, 2017 12:04am, #269910


O' contraire! There are also XXYs (klinefelters) and YYXs (Jacob's syndrome)



EmilioDumphque - Sep 9, 2017 1:25am, #269903


So comfy, people who've sat in it stayed there for the rest of their lives!



EmilioDumphque - Sep 7, 2017 2:41am, #269898


Get a stick, ya big baby!



EmilioDumphque - Sep 3, 2017 1:52am, #269888


Works best if you're the one playing it! ( Trust me on this )



EmilioDumphque - Aug 11, 2017 3:28am, #269846


Looks like a friend of mine's foot! His forth wife said that when he walked down the hall, he sounded like a dog!



EmilioDumphque - Aug 10, 2017 2:02am, #269841


Beautifully done!



EmilioDumphque - Aug 10, 2017 2:00am, #269840


It's a Milwaukee Tumor.



EmilioDumphque - Jul 31, 2017 3:58am, #269798


What are they paying you?



EmilioDumphque - Jul 6, 2017 1:53am, #269708


The significance of the pigeon is to bloody the honeymoon sheets, to "prove" the bride was a virgin.



EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2017 10:11pm, #269417


I am somewhat gratified by these comments. I don't see a lot of UPs for this attitude.



EmilioDumphque - Apr 21, 2017 3:10am, #269304


Dudeical.



EmilioDumphque - Apr 19, 2017 12:37pm, #269295


Done!



EmilioDumphque - Apr 11, 2017 12:25am, #269229


A bullet hole in a vital area isn't plausible?



EmilioDumphque - Apr 6, 2017 8:31pm, #269208


Sounds like "The Ransom of Red Chief" by O. Henry



EmilioDumphque - Apr 6, 2017 8:26pm, #269207


We're all trapped in the wrong age! That observation doesn't make any of us a bigot. But claiming that you're 40+ years younger than you are means you've got mental problems.



EmilioDumphque - Apr 1, 2017 3:48pm, #269182


Lose



EmilioDumphque - Mar 27, 2017 1:39am, #269158


But I feel motivated.



EmilioDumphque - Feb 24, 2017 3:12am, #269056


Somehow, the Japanese managed it. Does that make them more Christian?



EmilioDumphque - Feb 22, 2017 3:09am, #269048


The ground seems strong enough to support that church well enough.



EmilioDumphque - Feb 19, 2017 1:58am, #269030


Uh, how? You're as likely to kill a really deadly spider as a harmless one.



EmilioDumphque - Feb 16, 2017 3:13am, #269009


Grenadine. (Pomegranate juice) The pomegranate was what the grenade was named for.



EmilioDumphque - Feb 15, 2017 3:39am, #269006


What word didn't you understand? How else would Quark ascend to the position?



EmilioDumphque - Feb 8, 2017 5:18pm, #268989


"incoming fire has right-of-way"



EmilioDumphque - Feb 7, 2017 4:46am, #268977


Why? "Them" is spelled correctly.



EmilioDumphque - Feb 7, 2017 4:37am, #268976


He was probably defending the reputations of barbarians.



EmilioDumphque - Feb 3, 2017 12:09am, #268961


Caught by a trap they should have been expecting: agents provacateurs



EmilioDumphque - Jan 25, 2017 5:10pm, #268913


Maybe they were doing double-sh**s.



EmilioDumphque - Jan 25, 2017 5:07pm, #268912


The best people usually are. I guess I'll have to start taking her seriously.



EmilioDumphque - Jan 23, 2017 11:27pm, #268908


Black soldiers weren't allowed in combat units back then, but they drove the trucks of the Red Ball Express to keep them supplied with food & ammo.



EmilioDumphque - Jan 23, 2017 11:02pm, #268907


I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.



EmilioDumphque - Jan 23, 2017 2:05am, #268906


Maybe they're not the uninformed ones.



EmilioDumphque - Jan 3, 2017 9:54pm, #268851


Lovely graphic style



EmilioDumphque - Jan 3, 2017 9:52pm, #268850


Have one! :-)



EmilioDumphque - Jan 2, 2017 11:28am, #268843


...but longer legs may ensure that you do!



EmilioDumphque - Jan 2, 2017 11:24am, #268842


I don't recall EVER complaining (or hearing my fellow Boomer complain) about Millennials. What would be the point?



EmilioDumphque - Dec 22, 2016 1:31pm, #268750


A modicum of empathy never hurts.



EmilioDumphque - Dec 19, 2016 3:25am, #268727


A question to make Mr. Carson roll his eyes!



EmilioDumphque - Dec 14, 2016 11:38am, #268704


Looks like kitty can't take a punch.



EmilioDumphque - Dec 14, 2016 11:36am, #268703


d*** that Peter Noone and his opinions!



EmilioDumphque - Dec 10, 2016 4:13pm, #268682


Louder!



EmilioDumphque - Dec 10, 2016 4:11pm, #268681


Shouldn't this be on Politifake?



EmilioDumphque - Dec 7, 2016 12:33am, #268671


Well, Charles Beach probably was a "size queen".



EmilioDumphque - Dec 3, 2016 1:45am, #268651


Maginot or Siegfried?



EmilioDumphque - Nov 27, 2016 11:45pm, #268626


Too bad it's on top of 'er head.



EmilioDumphque - Nov 21, 2016 12:00pm, #268599


Maybe they just need to learn how to kern.



EmilioDumphque - Nov 20, 2016 11:26am, #268596


The "Protagonist"



EmilioDumphque - Nov 9, 2016 1:23pm, #268543


Probably Duke Mantee!



EmilioDumphque - Nov 9, 2016 1:19pm, #268542


"their"



EmilioDumphque - Oct 27, 2016 1:32am, #268476


Apparently, not a bold pilot.



EmilioDumphque - Oct 20, 2016 3:04pm, #268412


Can't the government do something about the lost wax? Put up a reward or something?



EmilioDumphque - Oct 20, 2016 3:02pm, #268411


The warm grays in the negative space make me despair at the transitory nature of existence.



EmilioDumphque - Oct 19, 2016 4:27pm, #268399


Harsh, but true. Rather like being holy to reap eternal rewards; it's compromised.



EmilioDumphque - Oct 19, 2016 4:25pm, #268398


Isn't that Chuck Norris?



EmilioDumphque - Oct 13, 2016 4:56pm, #268343


CAUGHT! by the lack of the ability to delete of edit comments!



EmilioDumphque - Oct 4, 2016 3:24am, #268283


Insurance scam?



EmilioDumphque - Oct 2, 2016 11:10pm, #268281


Yes! Until your ears ring!!



EmilioDumphque - Sep 23, 2016 1:44am, #268229


Ya got that right!



EmilioDumphque - Sep 21, 2016 11:28pm, #268226


Stick to the Amber variety of Dos Equis. That green bottle panther piss has a whang to it.



EmilioDumphque - Sep 18, 2016 10:48am, #268217


Teach them to fish.



EmilioDumphque - Sep 13, 2016 3:07pm, #268206


Source?



EmilioDumphque - Aug 19, 2016 11:48am, #268033


Good one!



EmilioDumphque - Aug 10, 2016 1:43pm, #267974


Don't say "lazy", say "too comfortable".



EmilioDumphque - Aug 6, 2016 10:24pm, #267940


Missin' a few keys.



EmilioDumphque - Aug 5, 2016 10:33pm, #267938


Some guys just don't like p*ckers in their p*rn.



EmilioDumphque - Aug 5, 2016 11:20am, #267936


Double the "Oui oui de Femme".



EmilioDumphque - Aug 1, 2016 3:12pm, #267906


In a world where the average cost of paid maternity leave (which men don't get) is factored in.



EmilioDumphque - Jul 27, 2016 10:47am, #267871


"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it." -- William Orton



EmilioDumphque - Jul 26, 2016 10:44am, #267866


I thought these things were only allowed ONE tail!



EmilioDumphque - Jul 26, 2016 10:38am, #267865


A recruiting tool for a bordello?



EmilioDumphque - Jul 26, 2016 1:03am, #267863


Oh, right. I remember a discussion about raising it to 3000 volts, and the pitfalls that might lead to. 24 is small craft stuff.



EmilioDumphque - Jul 24, 2016 8:11pm, #267856


Some people fight for freedom, but can't stand it when their neighbors express it.



EmilioDumphque - Jul 24, 2016 8:09pm, #267855


I thought they ran on a 24 volt system.



EmilioDumphque - Jul 9, 2016 12:36am, #267777


Although it had it's moments, there were lots of irritating moments as well.